| 30 April 2009
It's all starting to make sense now.
It's the greatest prank in the history of mankind.
That stripper Arod was caught messing around with ... the photos of him kissing his own reflection ... the purple lip gloss ... the bitch slap he gave Bronson Arroyo back in 2004 ... Madonna ... somebody obviously swapped Arod's HGH with estrogen and he's been slowing transforming into a women ever since.
From The Daily News:
Alex Rodriguez may have bulked up with steroids as early as high school - and was suspected of juicing while playing for the Yankees, a bombshell new book reports.
Although the slugger insists he dabbled in steroids only while with the Texas Rangers, the book "A-Rod" strongly suggests he didn't give up performance enhancers when he came to New York.
Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts, who broke the story that A-Rod flunked a steroid screening in 2003, reveals fellow Bombers nicknamed the third baseman "B---h T--s" in 2005.
That was after he put on 15 pounds in the off-season and seemed to develop round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids, she writes.
Bottom Line: Just when I thought things couldn't get much worse for Arod, this book reveals that the pressure has sent Arod over the deep end and he's growing boobs for his career/sex change into Canadian stripper... and his teammates are harassing him for it.
Priceless.
Expect a t-shirt at The Bottom Line Store by the end of the week.
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