| 26 June 2009
Okay boys, we've got a situation. The front office has ignored my suggestion to trade Lugo for a case of beer and some Cubans and now they're talking about carrying three short stops when Lowrie gets back from rehabbing in Pawtucket.
That means one of us is headed back to the minors... and since it's probably gonna be you Bard, you can go get us some bruschi's while we figure out a way to take Lugo out of the picture.
:: door slams, car peels down the street ::
So let's hear it boys. How are we gonna get Lugo off the roster?
I'm thinking Tequilla and lots of fireworks. Julio loves the 4th of July...
I like where you're head's at Manny and I'll admit, I've had a few close calls with the old Cherry Bomb in the toilet trick, but let's see what the other guys have.
We could make a call to Lou Ferrigno and sign Lugo up for a workout session... it took care of Michael Jackson.
:: crickets and shocked faces ::
What!? Too soon...?
I don't see what the big deal is guys. Julio has worked really hard to come back from injury and if Management wants to keep him on the roster, I think we should root for him to succeed.
Listen Dumbo, we don't have time to play goodie-two-shoes here. Greenie almost took a wooden stake in the chest in Washington. He's earned the everyday role at short and we got Lowrie in Pawtucket. It's time for Lugo to go... next!
:: simultaneously run their fingers across their neck like a knife ::
Whoa! Okay fellas, I love the Last Samuri as much as the next guy, but I think the "code of the warrior" might be a little strong here... I'm thinking DL not decapitation.
:: door slams open, Bard is carrying two 30-packs and wearing a sombrero ::
Hey guys, look who I bumped into at the store!
'Sup ladies? Me and Wake are heading up north to go mountain lion hunting and the rookie here tells me you guys have a problem that needs fixing?
:: a sinister smirk grows on Papelbon's face ::
Bard... you're a genius.
Huh?
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